If you want
to lose a guy in 10 days, like Kate Hudson did with Matthew McConaughey, you
can. Of course, they really did end up together after their ten days was up. It
was only done for a magazine article anyway, so if you want to do this for
real, then follow these steps. Remember, the easiest way to break up with
someone is just to tell them "I don't want to be with you anymore."
This requires a lot less effort, and is guaranteed to work
1- Never say "I love you", "please", or "thank
you". Don't
discuss your future and constantly talk about other hot guys. Strut around in
front of other men, really put it on right in front of him.
2- Try avoiding his phone calls, e-mails, and instant messages. Have excuses ready like...
"oh sorry I couldn't find my phone" - you know the one you keep at
your side at all times around him
3- When you do talk to him, have nothing to say. Have excited and vivid conversations with
everyone else in the room. If you get a phone call, walk out of the room and
let him sit there.
4- Say you are busy, act busy like you have a lot of things to do, lots of errands to run,
working late or different extra hours, come home extra late, or running late or
whatever. Make him wait for you all of the time... never let him know when you
will be anywhere near him.
5- Try to pick every little detail and fight with him over it, insult him
all of the time.
Make sure you take full advantage of anything he does for you and then ignore
him. Blame all fighting on him and act like you are so not involved with
anything he has to say back.
6- Pull excuses about work or a friend or running an extra errand than you forgot to do and that you
have extra dishes and chores and more cooking to do, and if he asks to help you
or clean for you or run your errands for you, let him do them and when they are
done be really tired from your day and go to bed.
7- Embarrass him in public. Talk terribly about him when in a group of friends. Don't over do
this; it will make you look like that bad guy. Just one little under the
surface insult will reap HUGE rewards later.
8- Have more fun
with your friends, family, boss, ANYONE than you do with him, and make sure he
knows it.
9- Avoid physical affection. This works best if you have been affectionate in the past with him. A
man NEEDS physical attraction - it is what lets them feel emotionally close to
a woman. Give lots of hugs, with pats on the back when they are leaving... just
to keep them off guard.
10- Most important - just make sure he can't fix anything for you, is always trying to
change you, suffocating you one minute and then ignoring you the next. Make
sure he is really convinced you are seeing someone behind his back, but then
make him feel guilty for even mentioning it
Tips
- Instead
of avoiding and ignoring him, you could be very clingy, to the point where
you're suffocating him. This could also make him dump you.
- Sleeping
with his best friend is a good way to hit the nail on the head, but be public
about it. Basically, make sure his friend is a keeper.
Warnings
-
He'll
dump you like you wanted and he might seek some sweet revenge.
-
He
might end up dating your best friend one day and that'll be really awkward.
-
DO
NOT make his life a misery. It is known as tormenting and it is not a good
thing
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